Pluto Speak

Pluto is an planet with a long long history, and with that there are also different languages Plutonians use. Out of the many, the two most common languages are Pluto-lish and Pluto-nese, with Pluto-lish being the more formal language, used in official and important events and occasions.

The language the Hoo family use is the most common variation or dialect of Pluto-nese. It is characteristically peppered with words like "hor", "lah", "er" etc., which are used to somehow express greater emphasis. Pluto-nese words are also used interchangeably sometimes for convenience.

It is astonishing that these two languages are very similar to English and Chinese in terms of language structure. It even has the same alphabet. However, its pronounciation is vastly different.

As the civilisation of Pluto has been around for much longer, this casts doubts on where the Greek on Earth had their inspiration for the letters of the alphabet. In fact, some scholars also debate if such "alien" forces could have built the seemingly-impossible pyramids. It's a mystery, and probably will remain as one.

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