Ah-moe (on Pluto)

Hoo Ah-moe, son of Ah-mooe, grandson of Ah-moooe ...

Born into the Pluto Royal Family as Prince Ah-moe, he has acquired the reputation of being the most stupid person within the family, as well as record holder of the "Most Irritating Person on the Planet" Award for many years. He was the first to be retained for 1 full Pluto-year (or 248.5 Earth-years). In the Royal Palace, he had destroyed several of the planet's precious artifacts, blown up towers and buildings, burnt down a section of the Imperial Library, and vandalised many walls and furniture, messed up the Royal Kitchen, sunk battleships, drove several Royal teachers mad ...

Finally at the age of 2.4, he burnt down the half of the Palace Main Hall, and the Royal Family had enough of him. Ah-moe was sent to a small town nearby to "become a ruler and protect the citizens", in the hope that such experience would make him more mature. That, he didn't. As the commonfolks say, he only became part of a ruler -- a splinter in the eye, a thorn in the flesh.

He went about creating lots of trouble in the otherwise quiet and peaceful countryside.

Married Ah-pui when he was 4 (a normal age for Plutonians), he has 3 children: sons Ah-moo, Ah-mo and then daughter Ah-mui.

Ah-moe holds many records in Pluto (none of them good though), including the most "impressive" one:
The person who had destroyed more property than any natural disaster.

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